I'm awake, I'm awake!

For some reason, no matter what time I go to bed lately I always wake up at 8:00am. Last night I didn't get to bet until like 2:00am, but six hours later I woke up! And it's not like I'm tired or need a nap during the day or anything. I'm really afraid that this is the first step towards some sort of terrible metamorphoses. Like I'm gonna wake up one morning as a bear or something. And I'll see all my friends but they'll just think a crazy bear is after them an I'll tell them "no! It's me Michael!" but all they will her is "Rowr Rowr!" Then I'll go to the mall because that's where I go to relax but they'll have a no bears policy and the security guards will ask me to leave and that will really hurt my bear self-esteem! Then I'll go into the woods to be with other bears but they have special bear senses and they'll know I'm not a real bear and they'll kick me out of the woods. But then a kindly zookeeper would see how sad I am and take me to the zoo where I get fed every day and I get to see all kinds of people! Sweet! I cant wait to be a bear!

Wow, I went a whole post without mentioning Lucy! I wonder how she feel about bears?

Dammit!