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Working in finance I've had the pleasure of meeting all types of people. Everyone needs to keep their money somewhere and most of them come to me. With all that exposure to such a wide sampling of the populous I can say with some certainty that people can be categorized into two distinct groups. Those who could survive the zombie apocalypse and those who would inevitably be killed and fuel the ever growing zombie horde. This is usually the first thing I think when I meet a new client. Would this person be the type to help me build a new society amidst the landscape of a zombie ravaged wasteland, or would their foolish attempts at survival only lead them to be feasted upon by the walking undead. Unfortunately, I'd have to say that in my expert judgment at least 80% of the human race is doomed. Most people are incapable of understanding and organizing their lives even without the impending threat of zombie invasion. How is Joe Six-Pack supposed to handle something as simple as ammunition management when he cant even balance his checkbook. It's just that I see so many people failing at normal life, and because of that it's hard not to believe that when heaven is full and the dead flood the streets that the only thing those people will be good at is creating a living wall that simply serves to block the zombie horde long enough so that me, and those few others that have it in them, can survive.