I think...

I think the blogging part of my brain is broken! I've sat down to write a new blog three times this morning and all that comes out is incoherent gibberish. It could be a brain tumor, or maybe some slowly developing mental disorder. Or it could be because there is this girl, and every time I'm with her my brain goes completely haywire. I'm not joking! I tried to blog last night after she went home and it looked like this...

"dear blog,

Tonight was ffffffuuuuuuububububbbfffffll mmmmmm4mnn.

-Michael"

Now I can only think of two possible phenomenon to explain my situation.

1. I have an amazing girlfriend and my brain just hasn't figured out how to process how awesome she is yet... OR...

2. Lucy Burk is some sort of alien who was sent here from her home planet to steal my brainwaves because they emit a unique signal that her race uses to power their massive alien fleet.

Now, I would prefer option number one, but number two would explain all those weird lights and sounds that appear over my house every night...